The definition of an absolute RETARD, you couldn't be more retarded even if you try. They're usually abnormally short and have some sort of disability. You would rather have HIV than support the Carlton Football Club.
Jasmine: Soccer is a sport!!!
James: What is wrong with you? You must be a CarltonSupporter!!
Jasmine: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE wHaT dO u MeAn
**Dies**
