An actress and singer during the 40s-60s, who used to be a person but is now an empty,skeletal shell. She is sometimes confused with
Father Time, two of
three Wisemen and
Barbara Walters. She has been praised by the gays of San Fransisco who have proclaimed February 25 to be Carol Channing Day.
"Look over there! It's
Barbara Walters!
Ooops.
False alarm, it's only Father Time. Holy fuckin'
ass crackers it's actually Carol Channing. Maybe if we don't make eye contact or acknowledge her existence she'll think she's dead."