car-TON-ic (adj): A condition where an appearance or an occurrence possesses or takes-on qualities most often associated with cartoons. For instance, when a mouse literally smashes
a cat's face flat with an
ironing board; alternatively, an individual with an hilariously
bulbous nose and a bubbly voice.
antonyms: reality
1. I stubbed my toe which then
swelled up to cartonic proportions.
2. I saw
Penelope Cruz in person and my tongue actually dropped to the floor and rolled out like a little
red carpet with its own tiny paparazzi. It was sorta cartonic.
3. My cartonic grandfather is rather diminutive, blue, has a beard, wears a red cap with matching pants and no shirt.
