Define Carve Up Meaning

Carve Up
To play a practical joke on someone. yet another Bogan saying from the Rugby League loving Australians.

a) Lets send your dad to get his Johnson smoked at the local brothel.

b) OK, but it would be alot funnier if he got smoked by an Asian ladyboy. Even better if he only found out she was a ladyboy after he blew!

a) That would be a carve up.

b) It would be a deadset gee up.

a) true story talk about having to man up.
By Romy
Carved Up
When a player moves quickly past an opponent during a game of skill.

Todd: Johnny carved up Sebastian the other day.
Ben: Johnny has game bra!
By Andrea
Carving It Up
To excell at something, normally associated with dancing eg: in a club

"Mate you're carving it up"
"carve it up on the dance floor"
By Rhoda
Carve Up Some Butt Steak
When a man performs anal sex on a woman.

"I'm gonna carve up some butt steak tonight."
By Glynis
How'd It Go With Your Lady Friend? Carve Up Any Ice...with Your Wiener?
A quote from the will ferrell movie "Blades of Glory". Easily one of the funniest quotes in the movie

How'd it go with your lady friend? Carve up any ice...with your wiener?
By Cathyleen
Carving Up
the action of having a more than decent/ good amount of eliminations or a streak of kills in cod or some other fps. also could be known as 'racking up bodies'.

to carve up, you are good at what your playing and you have experience with mass genocide.

player/teammate: "yo what the fuck chris, you carving up my g"

'chris' who is carving up: "thanks nigga"

or

player who is carving up: "cuz, im carving/carving up"

teammate: "you have 3 kills bitchass"
By Leodora