Define Cellulite Meaning

Cellulite
Deposit of subcutaneous (right under your skin) fat and fibrous/connective tissue that results in dimpled, cottage cheese or orange peel appearance depending on amount of fat; affects a majority of women but only really fat men. Generally appears in butt and thighs. Even super skinny people can have cellulite as it seems that it is somewhat hereditary or hormonal. Creams and pills can improve the APPEARANCE of cellulite, but it will go back to looking bad when you stop using them. Liposuction does not remove cellulite. To get rid of cellulite, one must exercise and cut out bad foods, especially ones with preservatives. There is also an expensive treatment known as Endermologie that gets rid of it. If one stays fit, it actually reduces with age.

I can't believe this. My doctor says I'm underweight but I have cellulite on my thighs. Damn genetics.

I got rid of my cellulite by exercising a lot, lifting some weights and cutting out processed foods. Now my bottom half looks as sexy as my top half!
By Sheree
Cellulite
Actually a myth; "cellulite" describes more of a look of fat than the actual fat itself. Fat is fat, the only way to get rid of it is through diet and exercise.

The look of "cellulite" is that of cottage cheese, which is actually caused by the sporadic connection between the skin and the muscle.

"I should use cellulite cream to get rid of my fat."
"No, you fat bitch, get off your ass and exercise, don't waste your money."
By Margareta
Cellulite
the cottage cheese looking substance that jiggles around by your fat sections

Ugh dude look at the chicks cellulite on her ass, gross!
By Tansy
Cellulite
That rippling snot-consistency stuff that your mother is constantly talking about removing.

Fo shizzle, dude... Your mom's ass would look tight if it wasn't for that big blotch of cottage cheese cellulite on her thighs.
By Bertina
Cellulite
When the skin on women's (sometimes men's) lower body - especially in the thighs and ass - appears dimpled. This is caused from fat deposits pushing up between criss-crossed tissue strands under the skin, making it appear bumpy and dimpled rather than smooth. Cellulite can be affected by hormones, circulation, skin thickness and to some degree diet and exercise. Pretty much all women have some cellulite, even very thin ones.

Unfortunately there is so much negativity towards cellulite, and so many women spend money on lotions, creams and treatments promising to smooth their skin. These topically applied products simply plump the surrounding skin through massaged application. This does reduce the appearance of cellulite but only temporarily. Liposuction does not get rid of it either.

I think women should just accept their bodies and realize that pretty much EVERYONE has it in some form, and be thankful that they actually have fat instead of being emaciated skeletons. There are far more important things than how smooth your ass is and I find it very sad that even grown women complain about it it and let it effect how confident they are about their bodies. Fuck that. Grow up and understand it's just skin, who gives a fuck. Anyone who will put you down because of it is a cunt.

Girl 1: Eww I hate my cellulite its so gross.

Girl 2: You can't fucking help it thats how our bodies are. Just deal with it and be thankful you've even got fat on your body.

Girl 1: But my boyfriend says its gross too!

Girl 2: Tell him he can suck a dick then because he's going to have a hard time finding a chick without cellulite. And if he has the nerve to tell you that he's a fucking asshole.
By Quentin
The Cellulites
A Facebook group birthed by carl sherburnes and his cell dbz page with a following consisting of faggots, edge lords, shitposting cunts and internet trolls.

Did you see this post in the cellulites

Yeah man, that shit gave me cancer.
By Anet
Cellulite
The fatness on legs that hangs over when you are over the limit

DAMNNN look at that bitches cellulite
By Carmina
Cellulite Tetris
When two overweight people attempt to have sex.

Hey chubbs, how bout a game of Cellulite Tetris?
By Ebony
Cellulite Eclipse
Unpleasant bar scene phenomenon that occurs when one is observing a beautiful woman from a distance. Then her larger than usual friend moves in between the two parties to obstruct ones line of vision resulting in an uncomfortable view of cellulite and a decreased possibility of dialog between the two parties

Tom: "Dude, check out that sweet biscuit over there at the bar"

Pete: "Dude, I can't see anything right now, her fatty friend is causing a cellulite eclipse".
By Lucilia
Cellulite Queen
a true thing of beauty, the other definitions are just wrong. There is not anything sexier than seeing a woman with a lot of cellulite and watching it jiggle all over when she moves. This is especially true when bbw's show off their body in a skimpy bikini and let all their cellulite show on their booty. It signifies what all women should try to look like.

Everytime i see my girlfriend take off her panties, i get an enormous hard-on from seeing her thunder thighs and all her cellulite that is all over her ass. She is a true cellulite queen because her legs and buttocks are covered with cottage cheese.
By Alex