Define Cereal Meaning

Cereal
A box of sugar with pretty pictures.

Cereal is where the gov'ment puts our brain candy.
By Roseanne
Cereal
another form of the word serious

Dude, do you think she was cereal when she said she liked me?
By Tove
Cereal

I eat cereal all day long. It is good in the morning, in the afternoon, and in the evening, especially good for a snack in the middle of the night.
By Arlana
Cereal

you guys! i'm super duper cereal!!

-al gore
By Cory
Cereal

dude hahaha im so hungry haha and so baked lets get some cereal
By Noelyn
Cereal

By Ernestine
Cereal

Dave: did you get the cereal for the party?
Joe: Cereal..?
Dave: The weed, dumbass. Christ, learn the codewords.
By Lavinie
Cereal
word used for weed so your parents don't understand you or your text messages

cereal = weed
bowl= papers, blunt, bowl, or bong
spoon= lighter
eat = smoke (verb)

Guy 1- Yo man you got that cereal?
Guy 2- Yeah man. You got the bowl and spoon?
Guy 1- Yeah let's go eat.
By Matilda
Cereal
a delicious part of breakfast full of sugar and absolute goodness usually eaten out of a bowl with milk and eaten with a spoon, one of the greatest inventions in the world, cereal will continue to satisfy hungry people in the morning whether week day or week end

This morning I got out of bed and ate some delicious cereal with 1% milk. It tasted very good.
By Loutitia
Cereal
why the fuck did you search cereal, like really cereal? you could have learned about disease or even about other peoples cultures and you could even learn sex ed taught through memes, but look at you looking up cereal on urban dictionary you are a mistake.

tom: hey i just searched up cereal on urban dictionary!

jerry: kill your self

tom: i am a weirdly violent cat

jerry: i am a small mouse
By Emilie