Define Chad Meaning

Chad
1. Residue of faecal matter; usually situated between arse cheeks after incomplete wiping and can spread to balls.

The smell of chad emanates further and becomes more putrid the riper it gets; annoying all those in close proximity, while the chaded person is often oblivious to their wafting odour. Left unattended the chad will become skid marks.

2. In reference to the male anatomy, it is the space between the anus and the scrotal sac.

The etymology is uncertain as to which definition came first and it's likely the term bifurcated into both definitions after those with chad on their chad created the ambiguity.

i.e. One person telling another the smell of his chad was verging on offensive. Some of those overhearing the complaint went away assuming chad to mean the first definition above, while others assumed it was the second definition.

Differentiation between the two is determined by how chad is used in a sentence.

The girl's first sentence below is rather ambiguous, while it's obvious the guy is referring to his itchy chad (anatomy).

The guy's last sentence below uses both definitions to beautiful effect, respectively.

Both definitions spread like wildfire equally and preference of one definition over the other can be regional.

Globally, most places accept both definitions and the local translation of the English name Chad, all in lower case, is used in many instances. i.e. the term is tsjaad in Dutch, čad in Croatian, csád in Hungarian, etc.

Girl: Phew dude! I can smell your chad from here.

Guy: My chad is so damn itchy too!

Girl: Did you wipe properly?

Guy: Yeah, excuse me while I go wipe again. I've had 4 coffees, a fruit salad for lunch, a spicy dinner and after taking that dump an hour ago; I can now feel a smear of oily chad itching me between my arse cheeks; some must've oozed out onto my chad.

Girl: Dude! too much info!
By Greta
Chad
In reference to the male anatomy, it is the space between the anus and the scrotal sac.

Guy: Argh... my chad is so damn itchy!
Girl: Dude! too much info!
By Marthena
Chad
The sticky build up found between the scrotum and arse.

Build up increases when the person doesn't shower or has had a hot sweaty day.

Person 1: Yo Yotty, take a whiff of this.
Person 2: Damn! What the hell is that on your fingers.
Person 1: I haven't showered in days and that's some of the wicked chad I'm brewing from underneath my fat ball sack.

Damn dude, have a shower I can smell your chad
By Heloise
Chad
excrement that comes form the butthole

Your mom likes it when I drop a chad on her chest
By Marika
Chad
a huge, almost cyst like pimple on one's face, so large that it deserves it's own name; is usually in a very unsightly spot, such as chin, cheek, or between the eyes

Check out that huge chad on nic's face!
By Dorris
Chad

By Tresa
Chad

Mmmm, this chad tastes darn god on my pizza.
By Shara
Chad
adj. used as a derogatory term towards others. used on someone being a dickhead or someone being a cockey asshole. also someone who is a huge loser.

verb. continually dropping the ball. pissing everyone off. screwing up really bad.

adj. "stop being such a chad" "what's up chad" "he was beign a total chad" "that guy is a huge chad"

verb. "you chaded yourself pretty hard" "he wouldn't stop chading at the party" "he pulled a huge chad"
By Livia
Chad
1. the space between the asshole and the ballsack

2. a rather douchey, white man in his late teens early twenties. often has a foot fetish, obsessed with fitness and wears the same champion hoodie and adidas pants combo daily. The must of a chad is like dying repeatedly nomatter what. they can either a) smell like the asshole of a donkey or b) be covered in axe which is almost as bad as a). Chad has light brown hair an an athletic build, says the n word and the f*ggot slur while playing fortnite. "dude, bro, man" are the warning signs. get away

1)"did yoy wipe your chad?"

2) "did you see that shirtless guy passing by? such a fucking chad"
By Jenica
Chad
derogatory term for a cigarette. originates from SE Essex, UK.

"Dude, put that chad out. I was just about to spark up this joint."
By Christa