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Define Chairs Meaning

The Chair
The chair where clothes clean enough to wear tomorrow but too dirty to go back in the wardrobe go.

"I wore this top today and its a bit creased but I can just wear it tomorrow so I'll put it on the chair so I don't have to bother getting it out of the wardrobe."
By Correy
Chair
when someone unwanted is talking, they also can't have a working pancreas

"why is the chair talking?"
By Kali
Chairing
A word used in Ireland and some parts of Britain , is where a male would sit on a chair and the female would sit facing him with her two legs on separate sides and they would kiss for a long time ,the males hands would be grasping the females booty

Tom: How far did you go with Gloria last night?

Jack :She was chairing me for 5 minutes pal.
By Tana
Chair
a fun sized couch

fred: lets go sit on the couch
bob: nah.. chairs where its at.
By Angelica
Chair
a word used to describe a person in the room who has no purpose. this person is just there and doesn't matter

"Dude what are these two girls doing here. They're just a couple of chairs."
By Analiese
Chair
where you put your ass cheeks

bob:yo where do you wanna put dem ass cheeks at?
billy: imma put dem toasty buns on this chair
bob: me too!
By Marillin
Chaired
When you’re either very fucked up or super tired, to the point where you gotta take a seat

Chad: Did you see how much Brad drank last night?
Thad: Yeah, dude was chaired.
By Veriee
Chair Chair
synonym for feces, a.k.a. poo

Grandpa went chair chair on the lawn. Again!
By Philippe
Chair
Something your dumbass is most likely sitting on right now

A scene from a South Park episode in which Eric Cartman is asked to spell the word "chair"

A hard, solid piece of furniture with....do you really need a defintion for this?

Dave: Don't fall out of that chair, yo!

Mike: It's my wheelchair asshole, if I fall I won't feel a thing.
By Rona
Chair
The pairing/ship for Chuck Bass and Blair Waldorf in Gossip Girl.
Chuck is played by Ed Westwick
Blair is played by Leighton Meester

My perfect couple in GG is Chair.
By Holly-Anne