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Changing
Synonym for masturbation.

Go away, I'm...changing.
By Norrie
Change Change
When one intends to give you your change for an item whilst withholding the coinage that usually is included so that the transaction is quicker and less messy with jiggly change in ones pockets.

Shaun R. - "Do you have the change for the beer?"
Mike S. - "Yeah *hands me $7*, but I don't have your change change."
Shaun R. - "That's all right, I just wanted the bills anyways."
By Betty
Change
A word used SO much in the 2008 presidential campaigns that it no longer holds any meaning.

"The American people want change." -- Pick a Candidate
By Marin
Changes
1. n. The greatest song.
2. pl. Plural of change

I see no changes.
Now there are.
By Merry
Changes
Best song of Tupac's

I see no changes
All I see is racist faces
By Caron
A-changing
In the process of changing

Times are a-changing.
By Calley
Changes
The greatest song by Tupac ever.

"I see no changes. Wake up in the morning and I ask myself,
"Is life worth living? Should I blast myself?"
I'm tired of bein' poor and even worse I'm black.
My stomach hurts, so I'm lookin' for a purse to snatch.
Cops give a damn about a negro? Pull the trigger, kill a nigga, he's a hero.
Give the crack to the kids who the hell cares? One less hungry mouth on the welfare."
By Trenna
The Change
Cessation of menstruation; menopause. (First popularized on the 1970s sitcom 'All in the Family'.)

A. My wife is having hot flashes. I think she's going through "the change".
B. Shit dude, after your wife goes through "the change", you can jizz in her all you want.
By Ruth
Change
IN OTHER WORDS: days, weeks or months; extra time or extended time

WOMAN: How old are you?

MAN: 34 and some change.
By Ranna
No Change There
A witty response to a comment somebody else made, commonly used to insult a person.
Works in a similar way to that's what she said.

Boy 1: "Dude, this zit on my face makes me look really ugly"
Boy 2: "No change there"


Girl 1: "That dress Mary is wearing makes her look sooooo fat"
Girl 2: "No change there"
By Jaclin