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Define Chapman Meaning

Chapman
the act of straching your sweaty balls and then sniffing your fingers

Matt went to the bathroom so he could be alone while he had some chapman time with his basketball playin' nuts
By Karalynn
Chapman
Activities which warrant an unpleasant or unsympathetic reaction

Dave : can I borrow a dollar?
Jimmy: Sorry, I have just purchased some boiled lollies and an iced treat. My various monies have been depleted.
Dave: (period of silence)... CHAAAAPMAAANNN.

other variations include : Chapman that, Chapman on you, Chaps, Chappers.
By Eleen
Will Chapman
Simp.

Will Chapman? oh yeah he’s a simp!!
By Valencia
Chapman
One who denies that he is gay but cannot help staring at muscular male bodies.

Why is he so interested in men's beach volleyball?

Because he's a Chapman!
By Patrice
Chapman
To park askew. To completely miss the designated lines whereby ones car straddles multiple parking spaces.

Damn, that would have been a nice spot had that guy not went Chapman on it.
By Jonell
Chapman
Chapman is a derivative of the Saxon word Caepman, meaning a market man or a bum monger.

Shit son, there's that Chapman fellow. He's got an arsehole like flailing spastic.

Man + Man = Chapman

Steve super glued his dick to his brothers forehead. What a cunt.
By Karil
Chapman
Someone who is sweet and kind. A guy who knows how to treat a girl and make her feel extremely special. His kind heart and internal beauty will amaze you. he can surprise you in ways you didn't think were possible. He is wonderful and funny. His smile is infectious, and he can make you smle when you don't feel like smiling. The guy that only a few girls will notice how amazing he is...and the girls that do are the luckiest ones out there.

He's such a Chapman!
By Tami
Chapman
A late inning choker. Especially as it pertains to latenonning in the World Series when your team leads by three and only needs four more outs to win your first World Series in over 100 fu**ing years!!!

You blew the game you Chapman!
By Annora
Chapman
Dumb cunt

Chapman is a dumb cunt
By Elianora
Murray Chapman
Murray Chapman is a worthless douche bag who thinks saying the N word is a personality trait. Hell probably kill or abuse his first wife. Even though he’s 7 inches, he can barely get hard with any woman:p not even the one he cheated with. He cheats on his hot girlfriend who was too good for him anyways. He thinks he’s cool even though he no style and supports trump. He finished in 8 seconds and then cheats. Like, damn. You can’t be stupid and quick. Pick a fucking struggle.

Murray Chapman cheated on me. And he was so quick all I could do was give him a bj because sex was a waist of my time.
By Marybelle