a tube of a substance that relieves dry
chapped lips. one of the most addictive substances known to man kind. addictions to said substance rival that of crack.
To satisfy chaptick addictions, individuals will often ask their friends if they have chapstick. Be wary of said individuals because
hpv can live on chapstick for thirty minutes, and you dont want an std.
When chapstick is lost, used up, or stolen an addict will display a few of the following
withdrawl symptoms:
extreme
dry lips
redness surrounding the mouth
constant licking of lips
patting of lips with water
irritability
anger
sorrow
and sometimes death
if you or a friend is addicted to chapstick, good luck.
Tom: hey whats that in your pocket?
Tori: umm.... my chapstick
Tom: but i thought you had chapstick in your
backpack
Tori: oh thats just my
back-up
Tom: weird