"i think checkers is the best fast food"
"checkers has the best fries"
"my favorite fast food place is checkers
By Claudetta
Checkers
a "Burgers-Fries-Cola" joint found in DC, MD, and VA(possibly in other east coast cities). Quite possibly the best burgers and fries you can get short of being gourmet... beware, they are really big, and really greasy.
a game of epic, almost war-like, proportions. much more than moving a few little pieces around a board... this is the game of champions. notable features of the game include: Saint Jackolas, kingage and an abundance of references to being "on", like Donkey Kong. preferred past-time of Mr.T, William Shatner and the late Barry White.
"simply the greatest game ever created, god outdid himself with this creation" -Rob McLean, checkers hero, close friend of David Dickinson and Saint Jackolas hater
By Karlen
Checkers
A fun oldgameplayed traditionally between two people.
Checkers was in the 50s, (at the time) Vice-President Nixon's dog. He used the dog, a cocker spaniel I think, to cover up a blatent lie. Basicly, he tried to tell the world a soppy story about his dog to make them feel sorry for him and put him in a more favorable light than he was ultimatly burned out of office by.
quite possibly the shittiest fast food ever invented. with franchises placed mostly in ghetto-ass areas of the country (e.g. East Orange, NJ) this chain hires the scum of the earth as employees and serves up the least satisfying dogshit-tasting burgers ever invented. their motto "ya gotta eat" says it all... if you're a down in the dumps nigga, u might as well use that $1.89 in ur pocket to buy our food... i mean ya gotta eat SOMETHIN. makes mcdonalds look like Ruth's fuckin Chris.