Define Chess Champion Meaning

Chess Champion
A young person who has a very high squeaky voice and doesn't understand any sexual innuendo.

Hurbert: Hey would you like a creamsicle little boy. *slurp*
Chess Champion: Yes those are freaking amazing!
Hurbert: Come down to my cellar, they are down there.
Chess Champion: oh are they orange flavor?
Hurbert: uh sure...
By Randy