old roman fort town in northwest englnad near the borders of wales. full of rich and rich wanna be`s
quility of ladies is good , better than the usual brightm orange faces and tracksuits you get in surrounding areas
same cant be said for the males they all love themselves and spend hours gazing in shop windows just to check their hairs ok (this includes chavs )
although with chav males its hard to tell if they are trying to start a fight with the guy starting at them or checking their threads and cheap gold
you can have a good night out in chester and theirs usualy some chav bint flashing herself for a lift to laugh at
lets go chester and see some fit birds lets go chester and rob the posh of its fit totty
A small town in New Jersey, where the kids either go to public school or a small select group go to private schools in another town. A town where all the girls go get mani-pedis on Friday afternoons. Where we have to drive 15 minutes just to reach our beloved Coach and Louis Vuitton stores and where we sit in the local diner drinking coffe. Where the some girls dress with almost nothing on.
We travel as far as we can to the closets mall and all we want is a Coach store in the new ChesterMall.
Depositing fecal matter onto an unsuspecting persons upper torso (preferably while they are asleep)
(cuz.... you know most people wont let you just walk up and take a crap on their chest)
I went to chester him in his sleep, but it was bloodydiarreah and I had to buy him a new carpet.
By Mae
Chester
(n) an inappropriate or awkward request for sexual relations, often preceded by incredible lady skills. The word is usually preceded with the phrase "pulling a." Not to be confused with "pulling a coffee."
"Dude, I can't believe you asked that girl for a blowjob! She was totally into you!"
"Yeah, I guess I pulled a chester."
"Well, at least you didn't pull acoffee and run away when she tried to talk to you."
