Define Chet Meaning

Chet
when trying to say shit too quickly...resulting in chet.

CHET! i forgot my backpack at school!
By Gertrude
Chet
A college student who wears his collar up and shops at American Eagle or Gap, etc... usually drinks one Hard Mike's Lemonade and responds, "Dude I am sooo wasted"... Also known to wear hemp products.

By Leonanie
Chet
To chet is to masturbate while crying, or to cry while masturbating.

"Yeah man, I had a pretty rough day so I just went home and had myself a good chet."
"Dude you've been in the shower forever! Are you chetting?"
" I was planning on just masturbating but then I though of Nana and it became a chet-fest"
By Jeanie
Chet
Chet is the stereotypical college student we all know and hate. Chet always wears at least two popped collars at any given time. The more popped collars a Chet wears simultaneously, the higher up on the "Cheterarchy" he is. The Chets at the top of this Cheterarchy own shirts that are literally made entirely of popped collars stitched together with lacoste symbols. Chet is never seen without his beret, scarf, birkenstocks, and hemp pants. Chet wears tweed underwear. He made the soccer team, but was promptly kicked off after failing a drug test. Chet dabbles in lacrosse, but his true passion is ultimate frisbee. The mannerisms of a Chet are easy to spot. Chet's favorite words are "bro", "beer" and "bong". He likes to call people "squares", and he always speaks at least twice as loud as the situation calls for. Chet majors in English and spends his days listening to Phish. If you see a Chet, the trick is to steal his shirt. Without popped collars, a Chet is powerless, and the other Chets he is with will quickly demote him to "square" status.

"Yo bro, pass me the beer bong" Chet drunkenly demanded, his 96 popped collars drenched in sweat from an exhausting game of ultimate frisbee.

"Yeah bro, that kid's such a square. Let's light up, bro."
By Shelli
Chet
Used like dude, man, G.

Wazzup, chet?
By Amelie
Chet
An extremely rugged manly man, especially as it refers to bikers. Like to drink heavy dark beer and then name his bike after the beer.

Damn, Brian may sound gay, but he's actually a real Chet.
By Selina
Chet

'you chet on them'
By Gaynor
Chet
Local to Chesterfield VA hillbilly and Nascar fan word for sexual deviance between like minded men (verb) or being a homosexual (noun). Common noun alternatives being fag, polesmoker, faggot, homo, fairy, pansy, queer, poof, gay and queen.


Hey look at that chet over there in the pink tutu!

Wow, look at the size of the dick in that chet's ass!

That skirt looks really chettish on him..

Man, I'm dying for a chet this weekend.

I could give him a good chetting.

By Concordia
Chet

He is such a chet, the kid in the rainbow shirt!
By Shirline
Chet
1. less than adequate amount of weed
2. someone who is chincy, cheap.

see chinced

"This is bud is fucking chet"
"Drew? He's a godamn chet"
By Dawna