Chet is the stereotypical college student we all know and hate. Chet always wears at least two popped
collars at any given time. The more popped collars
a Chet wears simultaneously, the higher up on the "Cheterarchy" he is. The
Chets at the top of this Cheterarchy own shirts that are literally made entirely of popped collars
stitched together with lacoste symbols. Chet is never seen without his
beret, scarf, birkenstocks, and hemp pants. Chet wears
tweed underwear. He made the soccer team, but was promptly kicked off after failing a drug test. Chet dabbles in lacrosse, but his true passion is ultimate frisbee. The mannerisms of a Chet are easy to spot.
Chet's favorite words are "bro", "beer" and "bong". He likes to call people "squares", and he always speaks at least twice as loud as the situation calls for. Chet majors in English and spends his days listening to Phish. If you see a Chet, the trick is to steal his shirt. Without popped collars, a Chet is powerless, and the other Chets he is with will quickly
demote him to "square" status.
"Yo bro, pass me the beer bong"
Chet drunkenly demanded, his 96 popped
collars drenched in sweat from an exhausting game of
ultimate frisbee.
"Yeah bro, that kid's such a square. Let's light up, bro."