"So, where do you come from? China"
"No, Korea"
"So you must speak Chinese then"
"No, and there isn't a language called Chinese, but differecnt dialects"
"Do you like rice?"
By Vera
China
A magical place that likes to shove sticks up your ass as a tradition. This place also provides a shit full of stuff made out of plastic. Along with all the people who watch porn everyday, they also look like they're asleep.
In British prison slang, china means friend. It is short for 'china plate' which rhymes with mate.
This uncomplicated style of rhyme slang has characterized prison slang for years.
When me & my two College roomates went to a nearby Wal*mart supercenter one day to get some things. One of my roomies saw a nice frying pan & saw the label said that the frying pan was made in China. Next we went by housewares & was some nice looking china dinnerware. My other roomie from Puerto Rico went to the refrigerated juice section & said "Look! the "Jugo de china" on sale here!"
By Kirsti
China
Three points:
1. China is NOT a fucked up country. You think they look down on people of other countries? Hark who's talking.
2. If you want to know an unbiased account of what the country China is, go to Wikipedia. If you only want to bash China, go add a definition.
3. If you want to know slang definitions of the word "china", you can either a) go to china and ignore the definitions that flame China and its people. b) I have heard it used as a substance nice plates and cups are made out of.
It will start on On 8th August 2008 8:08:08 P.M. in Beijing, Capital of China P.R.
By Kaylil
China
the nation with no problems whatsoever, no population decline damaging it's industrial ability, no water crisis, no lack of political cohesion, no housing crisis, no nothing! there isn't even an excess population of males! there isn't even horrible building quality! look, they even have the money capacity to do desalination by having an incredibly low gdp per capita!
guy 1: hey guy 2, lets write a blog about china and how great it is!
guy 2: but it sucks, you should watch polymatter's china'sreckoning guy 1: but we need to justify communist ideologies!!!!
By Cassondra
China
1. a country that declares himself communistic but actually is economically capitalistic and extremely autocratic in governance.
2. the world largest capital attracting mechine that is good at producing lousy products
3. one of the "two largest axes of evil on earth", another is the bush government
