1. Basic food, for when you
can't be arsed to get anything better. Good at soaking up beer.
2. What I don't have when I play poker
3. A female who will probably have sex with a
scouser
4.
Full sex with a woman
1. Let's get some chips on the way to the pub
2. I'm out of chips, lets go get
poombed
3. Chips is here tonight, where's
scouse James?
4. Look! Johnny's taken that girl upstairs for some chips. Bloody hell! Have you seen the state of her? His
nob's gonna rot one day if he carries on like this.