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Choking The Chicken
another word for masterbation, flagging the mule, slapping the salami, beating the bisop, wacking off and buttering the corn some people do this alot like Donny

Donny
By Ilka
Choking The Chicken
too pull the weasle, beat the bishop, tug the rope, beat the monkey, polish the knob, do the 5 knuckle shuffle, slide the snake, toss off a batch of orphans, peek-a-boo the mole, plant the carrot, stroke the one-eyed monster, burp the baby, carress the critter, etc.

I like to toss off a batch of orphans when I am horned up.
By Linette
Choking The Chicken
a euphermism for spank the monkey, bash the bishop, five knuckle shuffle, the abit to happy meal and the old school wank

dude mother walked in on mr gregory when he was choking the chicken over cheap and vulgar swedish man porn
By Lonni
Choking The Chicken
when a chicken somehow gets in your pants and you attempt to choke it but miss and start choking your dick. it happens to almost all males who live on or near farms that have chickens.

male 1: hey don't you be choking my chicken man
male 2; what chicken?
male 1; that chicken in your pants.
male 2; time to begin choking the chicken
By Gilli
Choking The Chicken
Choking the chicken often used as a more "family friendly" way of saying something like "I'm bout to beat the actual living shit outta my dick" or "Imma N U T real quick, hold on"

Example; Yo, what's up man?

Nothing man, was actually just about to choke the chicken. What about you tho?

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Definition; Choking the chicken Beating the ever living shit out of your meat. On No Nut November, there is no exceptions, if you choke the chicken on that sacred month, you will be shunned from the rest of society for the rest of your life.
By Dyan
Choke The Chicken
means to jerk off, wack the weisel, beat your meat, free the whales, or jack your johnson for example.

I walked in only to find Jim chokin the chicken in his room. Damnit Jim, why do you always have to choke the chicken.
By Julina
Choke The Chicken
see masturbate

By Evita
Choke A Chicken
Masterbation

Imma choke a chicken if I see some big ol' titties
By Cathlene
Choke The Chicken
A term used that referse to masterbating. It is usually more agressive masterbating since the person is choking their dick

My grandma caught me choke the chicken last night
By Dreddy
Choke The Chicken
1. spank the monkey

2. hug the hedgehog

3. jack off

4. masturbation

etc.

Guy 1: dude , im horny im gonna go choke the chicken

Guy 2: wtf?
By Charisse