An absolutely awful, disgusting sexual act possibly involving two strangers, a child corpse, an animal of an
endangered species and several construction tools. No one knows exactly how choosy moms works since no one has ever survived to talk about it. There are several variations of choosy moms and the above
components are only a partial list of some of the things the adventurous
villains who have attempted choosy moms have collected before attempting it.
"What ever happened to Eva,
Morris and that
Green and Blue Parrot from the zoo?"
"They all did choosy moms."
"OH MY GOD!"