Define Christian Bale Meaning

Christian Bale
a byword for getting insanely pissed off and abusing someone/thing over a small matter. could be used as a threat etc.

All I said was "please pass the salt" and he jumped on me like christian bale on a cinematographer!

You touch my drink I'm gonna go christian bale on your ass, punk!
By Lexi
Christian Bale
A total badass. Only stars in good movies since he actually cares about quality and not just money. The best thing England has ever given the states.

Christian Bale should totally play Solid Snake in the metal gear movie.
By Joceline
Christian Bale
Called the "chameleon of his generation", he's basically one of the bloodiest best actors alive today. he can play an emaciated insomniac or a psychotic yuppie, and can even pull off wearing a bat suit. he can also pull off any accent in the english language. did i mention he is incredibly gorgeous? when he's not starving himself for his movies, that is.

Except on the internet, he's drastically underrrated and underexposed. Has major roles in Empire of the Sun, Batman Begins, American Psycho, the Prestige, Rescue Dawn, I'm Not There.

Christian Bale is not just way more orgasmic than Leo Dicaprio, he's also a much better actor. Not to mention he doesn't look like a little girl, despite being over 30.

If the world was fair, Christian Bale would have been nominated ten times for an Oscar by now.
By Darcee
Christian Bale
To dress up in a batman outfit and beat up your family members.

"fuck with me one more time and ima go christian bale 4real motherfucker!"
By Merci
Christian Bale

If you don't pick up your clothes, your mother is going to go Christian Bale on your ass.
By Tanitansy
Christian Bale

Speen: Dude how was the party last night?
Al: It was a sausage fest man, I totally Christian Baled.
By Lanie
Christian Bale
Very talented and attractive actor in such movies as "American Psycho," "Velvet Goldmine," "Batman Begins," and "The Machinist," among others. He lost 1/3 of his body weight to be in The Machinist, then gained it back and bulked up to play Batman.

You have not lived until you have seen Christian Bale naked, with a chainsaw, killing hookers. Go rent American Psycho.
By Stevena
Christian Bale
The one and only man other men can fantasize about and pleasure themselves to and remain 100% straight.

I just want Christian Bale to hold me in his arms. His muscly, yet smooth and tender arms. I would fit so well in between them and feel safe. So safe. I would even let him be the big spoon.

But i ain't no fucking fag, man.
By Nariko
Christian Bale
A slang term referring to when a woman touches herself (masturbates).

I got home and she'd already Christian Baled herself.
By Winna
Christian Bale
Easily one of the greater actors working today. Unlike Johnny Depp and other actors, Bale got his name from his acting skills, rather than his looks. His acting work as a child in Empire of the Sun was so superb that the National Board of Review added the category "Best Role Played By A Juvenile" to it's awards. He is known for getting insanely into his roles quite like another acting legend, Dustin Hoffman, most famously dropping 63 pounds to play a role in the small film The Machinst.

If you want to see acting at it's finest, rent a copy of All the Little Animals, Empire of the Sun, American Psycho, and The Machinst; you won't be disappointed.
By Sadie