Define Christoffer Meaning

Christoffer
Funny, intelligent, nice, caring, really good in bed but can also be a dick. He is down to do anything which makes him fun

I’d totally smash Christoffer
By Valina
Christoff
He's dumb ,courageous and a very intellectual person. He is the definition of maturity and real, if you ever meet a Christoff cherish him.

By Josey
Christoffer

There is nothing more regal than a Christoffer.
By Sheila
Christoffer
Christoffer is the most amazing boyfriend you could ever had. He is smart and funny. He makes you laugh and hugs you when you cry.
He loves food and candies, he is not much into cheese.
Christoffer is loyal and honest, he will spoil you and hug you and kiss you every single day.
Christoffer liked to travel and he is not scared about trying new things.

Girl: my boyfriend is perfect
Girl 2: oh really? How is he?
Girl: he is a Christoffer

Girl 2: ahhhh lucky yoj
By Rosalie
Christoffer
Christoffer is god's god
He is both manly and strong that his muscles sticks out of his head disguised as curls.
God was jalous of christoffer's cock, that he cut it off at replaced it wit another cock.

Christoffer's old cock is now known as mt. Everest and his cum created the "milky" way
By Luz
Christoffer
Christoffer is handsome, he is charming, he is the type of guy who would do anything to make you smile if you’re down. He is an angel, he is a true gentleman. If he somehow hurts you, he would stop at nothing to apologize and how you would take the apology is up to you.

A Christoffer is one of the best people to have around, and if you’re lucky enough to have a Christoffer in your life, hold on tight.

- Where’s Christoffer?
- oh, he’s just helping an old lady cross the street, he’ll be here any minute.
By Susana
Christoffer
A man who can be very rude without noticing it and puts on a charming personality, to get sex. He is the type of guy to get a few STD’s a year. Some would describe him as a dickhead

Yo he made Anna cry, what a Christoffer!
By Lynnea
Christoffer Strandberg
From a locally very famous person, Christoffer Strandberg, born in Uppsala, Sweden. Since he was so awesome a local expression arose, "As awsome as Christoffer"..

The expression continued to gain popularity in Uppsala, and later Stockholm and is now commonly used in more and more social circles around Sweden.

"Awsome like Christoffer Strandberg."
"Do it like Christoffer would."
"Almost as good as a Christoffer"
"Divine as Chris."
By Perla
Matt Christoff
An obese, Shrek-looking individual often found in temperate deciduous forested areas such as Millersburg. Generally speaking, this individual is very hypocritical. Often making fun of trends and then flamboyantly leading that trend. He is sexist, looks like Sloth from Goonies, and is the only real J Cole fan. His facial structure resembles that of a plate of spaghetti that took a punch from Mike Tyson. His horrid facial features could be compared to Jack Jeebs from Men In Black. Overall, this individual can be summed up as an atrocious person that contributes nothing to this world.

Did you see that Matt Christoff back there?
Yea, it looks like a mix between the Elephant Man and Caitlyn Jenner.
By Aurelia
Matt Christoff
usually a male who has a twin she- brother who's dad is suicidal.. he/she's dad has white hair and looks 70 but is actually 25. Matt stutters (for ex: ehhhh) and is really fat but thinks that everyone thinks he's cool. he wears the same clothes all the time and has a weak shoe game. man... he's gay... won't stop giving rainbows!

Kids, never grow up to be a Matt Christoff!
By Mickie