IRS-sponsored,
trademarked, copyrighted pseudo-religious corporation that claims you are an immortal spiritual being with
infinite capabilities as long as you can prove this to the church with your money in order to receive a church certification that claims you are a spiritual being with infinite capabilities.
Otherwise, you are either a 'downstat' (inferior) or worse: a 'suppressive person' (enemy). In this case you can be ruined,
sued, tricked, lied to or destroyed utterly - per church policy.
As
anyone can see from the above, the church of $cientology is really a
bona fide religion.
