A joke name for porn involving one or more mechanical robots; mostly Transformers or Gundams. It derived from an Optimus/Megatron comic that, during the sex scene, made the sound effects "CLANG CLANG CLANG" and has been an internet meme on /m/ ever since.
/m/an #1: Can I have your CLANG CLANG CLANG folder? Especially the stuff with Dolores and Guncannon-tan."
Otherwise known as the gay test. Go up to a boy and say "Clang clang clang!" If he answers with "Went the trolley!" and a big smile, then yeah...he's probably gay.
Lauren wanted to prove that just because Jimmy was bisexual, he was still interested in her. Unfortunately, the clang clang clang came up positive.
By Christen
Clang
The coolest, most awesome and righteous person or thing. Nobody or no thing is better or ever will be.
"Clint is the most clang dude I've ever met. Not like Ramon or Joe--they'll never be clang!"
1. A slang term used for robot sex or porn, coming from the sound of machines banging.
2. A compiler front end for the LLVM compiler. It was developed by Apple and later became integrated with the LLVM compiler, leading to LLVM being called LLVM/Clang as well.
1. Two robots made clang noises as they had sex with each other.
2. I use LLVM/Clang on my Linux box, GCC is too bloated.