Define Clive Meaning

Clive
Someone who can play any musical instrument without actually owning one. He also finds everything easy and often has to explain things slowly to others. He loves food and consequently is a great cook. Clive is also very cute yet rugged and manly. Clive is attracted to girls who eat canned food.

"That Clive is a great bloke"
By Merrie
Clive
he is 45 usually. his van stands out well in the car park.

clive is a nonce
By Kimberley
Clive
A word that can be used to replace anything you fancy... Can be fitted into any context, and is perfect to add that extra bit of pizazz into a sentence.
'Clive' is famously hard to be defined - anyone asking "What does clive mean?" is frowned upon until they can work out that it does not actually have a meaning..

Formally christened by the Fulham rapper Example, who uses it at any available chance and has started off a snowball effect on the use of the word.

Fulham Rapper Example:
"He clived on her clives"
"Eight forty-clive"

"That's clive"
By Yelena
Clive
women or vagina, depending on the context

Check out that clive

Did you get any clive last night?

Greg and Simon haven't had any clive for a while now

Where's all the clive?

Ugh! Go wash your clive!
By Myrlene
Clive
a little stupid fag who couldnt get a girl even if he tried, he sucks dicks for a living cus he cant get pussy

By Zorana
Clive
major minger who looks like a bum hole- has major obsession with needles and cocks. loves men but major retard and loser!strange hair-do, walks wierd and talk a load of rubbish. may come across as nice but is lying.

jammy horse"i love willys and fish"
sandra and marj"i hate u u r such a clive gosh"
By Kelila
Clive
Clive is a name that means peaceful, and the people that bare this name are usually very handsome, tall , easy to flow with ,can be trusted & easily fall for people. The are all way open hearted and like to help those in need , the mostly have a passion for music and hate watching sports, but that doesn't mean the hate sports.

I have a friend just like you he's very peacefull, his names Clive.
By Legra
Clive
The god among biceps. Everytime he makes an entrance, universes collide, the sun explodes, and black holes swallow themselves.

In b4 clive

In between clive

In after clive
By Cathi
Clive
You are so lucky if you have a Clive in your life. They are hysterical and aren't afraid to stand up for people the care about. They have the best dance moves. They usually have brown hair. They are usually very strong and aren't afraid to wrestle a friend or family. They know how to have fun. If you have a Clive in your life keep him in your life.

Wow! Is that the new kid Clive? He looks strong, I hope he'll be friends with me!
By Lusa
Cliving
The act of sucking poop out of someone's butthole for sexual pleasure.

After a good Cliving, you won't need to go to the bathroom for a week.
By Mariquilla