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Define Coffee Meaning

Coffee
A legal, addictive stimulant.

Coffee is cheaper than meth.
By Maryjo
Coffee
liquid intelligence

My caffeine induced ramblings are critically acclaimed. Coffee is ingenuity.
By Lea
Coffee
sex in its liquid form

coffee is the greatest and most vital invention since the wheel
By Revkah
Coffee
From its rather humble beginnings, coffee has evolved into a precious, albeit addictive commodity for many millions of people around the world. It is the lifeblood of nerds, and the drink that keeps America's workforce complacent on their journey to work.

Tom is a nerd, he stays up late with C++ and coffee. Jen is a secretary at a law firm, she drinks coffee on her bus ride to work.
By Trista
Coffee
a drink made from coffee beans. people drink it because of its content of caffeine. some people drink it because they think they look cool walking into class with a big ass cup off caribou coffee talking about how they need to wake up yet its 40% cream 40% sugar and 20% coffee

wanna get some coffee?
By Rhianna
Coffee
Drug used by hackers and students

I need coffee, i need to r00t.
By Phebe
Coffee
What Columbians grow and export in an attempt to make the world think that they are not the world's leading cocaine exporter.

Customs officials inspecting a Columbian freight ship discovered forty kilos of cocaine hidden behind bags of coffee beans.
By Waneta
Coffee
the reason i can't fall asleep

damn man this coffee is fucking me up
By Chris
Coffee
The reason we can't sleep at night, the reason why people have to pee every to seconds, the cause of kids born with ADHD, and why superman can fly.

Without coffee I wouldn't be up at 3:00 in the morning writing the definition of coffee. Instead, Ii would be sleeping and not peeing every 2 seconds.
By Rochella
Coffee
simply it means sex,

"hey u wanna come up for coffee"
really he/she means hey u wanna have sex.
By Ali