1 - "Ohhhh
Jules you could have farted before we got into the Taxi " exclaimed Liam "wind the window down"
"Oh bro they are broken,"
sniggered Jules.
"Shit your a colleague," Liam choked narrowly avoiding the urge to Spew.
2 - Jules you Colleague, you
tramped sewage all through the house learn to wipe your feet!
3 - Jules you colleague, you cant drink a beer through your penis, get it outta cup!