Armstrong:Houstan we have a problem
Houstan:Copy that Armstrong: Lance put on too much cologne again and it disabled our breathing apparatuses. We've just left him on the moon, but he's taken the keys.
Houstan:Damn Calvin Klein!
By Wynnie
Cologne
stuff u wear to make u smell good and shit and some people think that the gals will fuck them if they wear it but it aint true but its still cool stuff
but dont drink it and dont buy the kind that smells like dick and you'll do fine in the cologne world
Loser: I gotta put on some cologne so that susy will bang me
When a person has used so much colognethat it is offensive to others and therefore no one wants to be around them, that person is now not just lonely, but "colognely".
Lance has been very colognely lately ever since he got that new bottle of Drakkar and began bathing himself in it.
By Cristina
Cologner
n. One who because of his massive overuse of cologne is alienated by peers, friends, family, etc.
A guy that wears way too much cologne, from brands like Michael Jordan and Calvin Klein. He is often referred to as Glove or Button. Cologne Guy thinks he is so tough, and is an expert at martial arts. But his weakness his tapping him on his forehead. He is a ginger, and his cologne smells like ginger. It also smells like octopus juice. He is a master at football, and can play all of the positions. He thinks that Nike Football is actually football, when it's really soccer, and follows it on Facebook. He has a striking resemblance to Michael Martinez. He enjoys cologne showers, and his cologne zone exceeds 325 feet.
