Define Colour Meaning

Colour
Colour: One's perception of hue, lightness/brightness and saturation.

Note: This is the British and Canadian way of spelling colour, therefore, the correct way. I realize that American's think that they invented the English language (along with everything else)but they did not. The Brits or ENGLISH invented the language (where do you think the name came from?). Why do American's spell it color? Years ago when the first American dictionary was written, the person writing it was a horrible speller.

There are so many different pronounciations or accents in the United States, cul-er, call-or, cull-lur, cul-our, cal-or, etc.

I'm surprised they can spell anything correctly, because they seem to have difficulty with phonetics.

I love my new colouring book and crayons! Do you want to colour with me?
His depiction of the situation is coloured due to his personal involvement.
By Freddie
Colour
1: The british variation of the word which the Americans spell as "color".

2: A cause of lengthly and meaningless discussions over which way to spell the word is superior.

A: Bloody hell, it is spelt coloUr!
B: Hell no, it is spelt color! Without a u!
C: Whatever guys...
By Jerrilee
Colour
it's how everyone on the planet spells the word "color" except us Yanks, thanks to the spelling reforms of Noah Webster.

1. I was watching TV in my hotel room late at night in Niagara Falls, Canada. I could get American and Canadian TV signals there because I was at the border. There was an ad for Clairol with some lovely chicks showcasing their hair. Next to a lovely babe with long red hair was the logo: it said "Clairol Colour Treatment". I was watching an ad on Canadian TV.

2. At Oakes Parks in the Niagara area I was having a nice discussion with a Canuck lady. She said that I must be an American because I said "out" as opposed to "ewt". I said that yes I'm a Yank and that I spell "colour" with 5 letters, not 6.

3. Cyndi Lauper had a hit in 1986 with "True Colors". In 1998 Phil Collins released his version of it, respelling it as "True Colours" beings that he is British.

3. "Any Colour You Like" is a synthesizer-heavy instrumental by Pink Floyd.

4. The TA for one of my college classes is a Canadian. He says that American spelling for words like "catalogue" becoming "catalog" and dropping the "u" in "colour" to make "color" is a sign of laziness. Hey, it eliminates excess baggage. It's called "simplifying". That's the American way, fella!

5. Eeeeeeeeeyeww! What's your favorite color baby? ... LIVING COLOUR.
By Denise
Colour
The _original_ and proper way of spelling colour. The Americans only spell it because they're incapable of understanding silent letters or how 'ph' sounds like 'f'

It's coloUr you retard - Get an education dumbass
By Fanchette
Colour
the correct spelling, unlike the way dumb yanks that cant spell the word for toffee

yank: "hi my name is like cindy lou an i like the COLOR pink"
brit: "hello my name is thomas and i like the COLOUR black"
By Harriott
Colour
The superior way of spelling colour, unlike those American losers.

Shizzle Man: ROFL!!! CHECK DIZ OUT BRO, THE COLOR OF MAH CAR IS SWEET YEAH!?

British Man: Well, I personally think a hint of the ol' marble colour would make the car more smoother on the eyes, jolly chap.

Shizzle Man: .....
By Helsa
Colour
The traditional way to spell "color."

Candians, Australians, Singaporians, Irishmen, Malaysians, Kiwis, Brits, Scots, Welshmen, Africans, and the people of every other English speaking country besides Philippines and America spell colour like "colour."

You stupid fucking yanks who can't comprehend silent letters and like to butcher the language, call it "color," and then tell the rest of the world we spell it wrong.

No, YOU spell it wrong. In new English, the first spelling of the word was colOUR. Get with the programme before your country burns to the cinders in WWIII, so maybe some people will like you and have your back.

The entire world: "My favourite colour is orange!"
Stupid bloody yank: "OMG i thenk he meanz to say his fav color omg he's obv british wow ur so dumb learn 2 speak english cus ur not from lyk england or anything lol!!!!!!111!one"
By Alex
Colour
the British spelling of color. (british spelling of words must be accompanied by other britishisms )

my what pretty colours you have in your podge!

Mumsy and I went to the pub to buy a chug of coloured ale.

Oh darling we aint got no more colours to paint the house with just pasty white.
By Hedwig
Colour
British douchebag-tense for the word COLOR.

We kicked your asses twice, so cut it out with this 'colour' shit already.
By Kaycee
Colour
The British way of spelling color. Americans spell it "color" which is the better way to spell it. It's shorter and easier.

American dude: Why the hell did u spell color with an extra u?
British dude: because spelling colour without the u is absolutely absurd and---
American dude: you've gotta be shittin me!
British dude: its unproper to use colour without---
American dude: Just shut up. No one gives a fuck.
By Vyky