Define Columbus, Georgia Meaning

Columbus, Georgia
A nice medium sized city near Alabama far enough away from Atlanta to be nice. Home of Aflac, TSYS, Char-Broil Grills, the State Theatre of Georgia, Ft. Benning and the National Infantry Museum. Northern most navigable stop on the Chattahoochee River. Contains some really ugly architecture such as the TSYS headquarters and the government center. Citizens are mostly middle-class workers whose children play baseball take piano lessons.

People from Atlanta know it as "that place where we stop to get some Chick-Fil-A on the way to our beach condo", also "oh, is that a suburb?"

Noted as being significantly better than its Alabama brother to the west, Phenix City.

Also noted for not being near any other city.

-Where are you from?

-Columbus, Georgia.

-Oh yeah! Thats that place with the giant cow outside the Best Buy!

-Yeah! We have great barbeque too!
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