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Define Comas Meaning

Coma
Extended nap.

I just took a coma.
By Lilla
Coma
A coma is a state of prolonged unconsciousness, which can be caused by one of many, many things. Many people believe that even if a person is in a coma, s/he can still hear you if you speak to him/her.

"Hey there, Grandma. I hope you wake up from that dreadful coma soon. I miss your cooking--"

*Nurse leaves*

"I'm going to spray some whipped cream up your asshole, and THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! Haw haw haw!"
By Naomi
Coma
The period after one starts a new relationship, during which one loses contact with one's friends because one is devoting all one's time to one's significant other. Usually preceded by "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" for clarity.

I tried to get Dave up in here but he's still in his girlfriend coma.
By Gael
CoMa
1.epic dubstep female vocalist

2. Something that has been taken to the next level as a result of insane trippy vocals

3. To be epic without the assistance of auto-tune.

examples:

Dude that song just got CoMa'd.

The drop hit so hard that the vocals knocked me out. I just got CoMa'd.

The tune was epic, but now it knocks me dead. The tune is CoMa'd.
By Diannne
Coma
the next level beyond chill

dude that songs sooo chill its coma
By Arlena
Coma
a state of conciousness when one has sex and "doesnt remember" one who reaches this state would be known as a whore or worthless tool

dude i totally got your girl in a coma last night, you should have been there, we ripped her apart
By Philipa
Coma
1) Frickin' cool to the max, or sweet. You can add sufixes to the end such as -able, -ing, -licious, and all that good stuff.

2) A state of deep, often prolonged unconsciousness, usually the result of injury, disease, or poison.

"Dude, that movie was for definentally coma!"
"That is the most comalicious rock I ever saw, for sure"
"Eh, yes sir, I was late because I was in a coma."
By Roxanna
Coma
- x_x

help im in a coma.
By Edy
Comas
A human Dildo. Also, short and ugly. And very proud to be a retarded Cuban. Not to knock the race, but the intelligence level of Comas is lacking somewhat.

Small Child: MOMMY LOOK AT THE COMAS!
Mother: It's not nice to point. He can't help it.
By Britni
Coma
sleeping away your life. must sleep at least 18 hrs a day and must have the dead bolt locked in the middle of the day in a securely locked and guarded trustworthy university dorm building. also must wear granny nightgowns with slippers and look like a bulldog-slug hybrid.

I fucking came home tonight at fucking 6:00 and fucking Beitung slothed out of her fucking room, awaking from her fucking coma in her fucking nightgown and locked the fucking dead bolt and now my key has to turn four fucking times. Fuck.
By Emelyne