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Define Comeuppance Meaning

Comeuppance
(1) Punishment or reward for one's actions; (2) getting what you have coming to you; (3) getting what you deserve; (4) karma.

Commonly mispelled as comeuppins.

Craig kept talking shit about John that night, so when John kicked Craig's ass the next day, Craig got his comeuppance.
By Marci
Comeuppance
A "reward" i.e. well deserved and long awaited revenge for past misbehavior. The "reward" should be administered by those previously wronged and in a public or humiliating way.

That bitch will get her comeuppance in the form of a public birching at the next group pot luck. Everyone there will be quite pleased at the chance to participate. I don't think she will be able to sit down for several days.
By Nicki
Comeuppance
Tiny rubber super balls, such as the kind bought in supermarket vending machines.

"Kate threw a handfull of the things into the small room, and slammed the door before it's sole occupant could escape. 'You'll get your comeuppance!' She screamed."
By Barbee
Comeuppance
When someone finally gets what's coming to them. Usually well-deserved and brings joy to others when they learn about it.

Jody got his comeuppance when he was caught cheating on a skanks-for-free website. Nice try Jody, you sloptart looking bastard.
By Chandal
COMEUPPANCE
THE ACT OF HAVING A PREMATURE EJACULATION IN YOUR DUNGAREES.

MY WIFE AND I WENT AWAY FOR THE WEEKEND AND BEFORE WE EVEN GOT STARTED I GOT MY COMEUPPANCE.
By Alejandra
Re-comeuppance
A term coined by Tania Morano to define the renaissance of the Facebook Poke via their new "say hello" feature.

Orange is the re-comeuppance of Black.
By Corrie
Comeuppance
A CWCism for a male orgasm.

Chris-Chan: I feel my comeuppance and I come into your mouth, my semen is inside your mouth and you'd swallow every drop
By Elayne
Comeuppance
When a guy pulls out for a facial, but has a strong vertical finish a little early and hits himself in his own face.

She hated getting a squirt in the face, but thoroughly enjoyed his comeuppance.
By Hannah