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Define Commas Meaning

Commas
Slang for money, typically in large amounts. Derived from the fact that written values are separated by commas to simplify reading, e.g. 100,000,000, thus indicating that the amount alluded to is of considerable size.

"hey, how many commas you got in your bank account?"

"hand over the commas"

"we'll include yo mama, if you fuck with my commas" - Ice Cube
By Augustina
Comma
a very important grammar thang. without it, many sentances would be very different.

with comma: I helped my uncle, jack, off his horse.

without comma: I helped my uncle jack off his horse.
By Jacki
Commaful
A worthless site where you can write stories that all have useless stuff with sensitive people in it, and your followers are all sensitive babies that don't know what's good for them.

But Commaful is also useful when your bored, just chatting with your online friends even if they're shitty and just not your type.

'Hey, Cal! How many followers have you got on Commaful?'
By Selia
Comma
According to President George W Bush, a comma is what the US-Iraq war will look like in the history books.

I like to tell people when the final history is written on Iraq, it will look like just a comma because there is -- my point is, there's a strong will for democracy. --George W. Bush
By Freddi
Comma
That tricky situation a girl finds herself in when she's just getting off her period, but isn't exactly "on the market" yet. You know, it might be like day 5 or 6 and a slim pantiliner may be all that is needed. At the same time, no one wants to gross a dude out. It certainly is a quandry. But while PERIODS may stop it right there, COMMAS... are only a pause. There's always more to come after a comma.

Girl #1: Yo Stacy I met this fine brotha at the club last night
Girl #2: That's hot but damn girl, ain't you on your period?
Girl #1: Hell no hunny, that was two days ago! I'm on my comma now.
Girl #2: Well shit, that's a different story then. So what'd you do?
Girl #1: I took him home with me, what else?
By Madelin
Comma
A once monthly, twice monthly, bi-weekly, weekly, or daily occurrence in which your boyfriend/male friend/brother becomes completely unbearable.

Alex: God, Chris is being such a bitch about gas money.
Bobbi: He's on his comma.
By Dusty
Commas
The hero of good grammer; it helps seperate the differences between college-level opinions & YouTube comments.

Man without commas we'd all be screwed because not only do commas help us create sentences but they stop sentences from running on but they help connect phrases that wouldn't normally be considered sentences. Thanks commas

WITH COMMAS

Man, without commas we'd all be screwed because, not only do commas stop sentences from running on, but they help connect phrases that would not normally be considered sentences. Thanks, commas.
By Kassey
Comma
When a male's penis keeps cumming, even after they finished masturbating.

Dude, I'm on my comma...
By Bernadene
Comma
A rare mix of a camel and a llama, used in Perue as crowd breakers, they are verry powerful spitters

Rev. Al. Sharpten, "If the government had Commas it would have been alot difernt, there not even be any civil rights"
By Corina
Comma
A nicer way of saying a girl is on her menstrual cycle (aka period) while in public.

Also, synonym for period.

Jack: Why is Jill such a bitch today?.
John: Yeah man I heard she was on her comma.

Jack: Wanna have sex when we get home from wally world?
Jill: I can't. I am on my comma today.
Jack: Asswhole.
By Marilyn