Minority male/female that has no kids, never been married, doesn't live with girlfriend/boyfriend, has more than a G.E.D, who can pay his/her owed debts (okay credit),is over the age of 24, and who is desirable in looks as well as personality.
short for 'commotion', as in "what's the commotion?". Used by hipster snobs to unnecessarily confuse ordinary discourse, often with intent to elicit an air of superiority.