Define Compare Meaning

Comparable

By Enrichetta
Comparing
From the word comparison.

Comparing oneself to anything is an act of violence against the self.
By Dyann
Comparism
an examination of two or more items to establish similarities and dissimilarities. Similar in meaning to comparison yet identified by the distinct Sahrism dialect.

The doctor did a comparism between the two xrays of Sahra's head and deduced that they were not taken in the same year.
By Grier
Comparation
First coined by Ying Dawg Millionaire in 2017.

Comparation is a "comparison" using computational operations.

This technique is useful for reconciling structural differencences in databases and related technologies.

It is not compatible with blockchain analysis and should be used sparingly on waterfall driven projects.

I performed a comparation on three apples using advanced technical analysis. Differences in skin colour, acid composition and texture were detected
By Sadella
Compare
Ghetto-Slang for Cheating

1. Comparing answers on tests or
homework
2. Playing cards and "comparing" hands while the other person is unaware
By Bette
Comparably Pedantic
When two assholes try to out-asshole each other in an Internet bitch fight.

"If your statement was never supposed to be read as anything more than a synonym for 'Russia is not good and not our friend' then sorry for being comparably pedantic, I guess.
By Frank
Go Compare
Probably the world's most annoying TV advert! It features a fat opera singer singing the words "Go Compare" to the tune of "Over There."

They are trying to advertise a car insurance price comparison site but I fail to see what this crap has to do with that.
It was also voted the most irritating advert of 2009 and at the rate this is going it'll probably get that title in 2010!

Singer: "Go Compare, Go Compaaaare!"
Guy watching TV: *grabs remote and hits the mute button* "SHUT THE HELL UP!!"
By Kalinda
Compare People
An evil Facebook application that at first seems like fun, however it sends you weekly E-mails telling you how much better everyone else is then you.

Guy 1:Hey, I got an E-Mail for Compare People...YES #2 most desirable to date.

Guy 2: lets see....I got #13 most absentee....I hate my life....

By Candi
Comparing Answers
Code words for cheating. Often used in educational settings and always done in the 3 minutes before class.

Example 1:
*Teacher walks by 2 kids doing homework*
Teacher: Is that chapter 15 due next period?
Kids: Yea, were comparing answers to further our education and brainstorm possible class discussion questions.
Example 2:
Greg: Here, lets compare answers. Unfortunately, I got all blanks.
By Noami
Comparative Property
n. Females with mediocre attractiveness often have a friend they always keep by their side that is much less attractive than themselves thus making them hotter by comparison. This always causes a problem when a guy and his buddy and looking to pick up chicks. Even though the one girl is rather cute, nobody wants to jump on the grenade.

Billy: "Hey Tony, check out those chicks over there. The one on the left is pretty cute but sadly her friend is less than satisfactory."
Tony: "Isn't that what they call the Comparative Property?"
Billy: "Yeah, I think so. So... what should we do?"
Tony: "Rock, Paper, Scissors?"
By Joela