A type of person whose only way of speaking is through non stop complaining. We all
know someone like this, and we all hate someone like this. Beware a complainer, because once they find a vent they won't let that person go until they are a complainer themselves. Ironically the first symptom of becoming a complainer is complaining about a complainer who complained to you about something so
miniscule it could not even be called a complaint unless of course it comes out of a
complainer's mouth. As you can see I really hate complainers, and actually by defining this I myself am becoming a complainer...OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
Me:Hey man whats up? Did you have a good breakfast?
Complainer:Good breakfast? Let me tell you about my good breakfast. First I slipped on a sock getting out of bed which caused me to slightly graze my shoulder, and then of course I almost, ALMOST, tripped down the stairs, thank god my brothers fucking
dirty laundry which I asked him to take care of yesterday was there on the stairs to start the whole tripping fiasco, thats how my
brekfast was!!!
Me:...Goddammit
Complainer: I had Pop-Tarts by the way.
