(flush)
Phil: "Dude, you were in there forever! Did you just drop a deuce?"
Mike: "No, but I appreciate your interest in my bowel activity. I decided to take my 40 of Bud in there with me and complete the circuit. That shit is just like water - goes right through you. I must have been pissing for a solid 3 minutes without stopping!"
Phil: "Like water?
Buttwiper pretty much IS water! Why are you drinking that
horse piss instead of this awesome
90 Minute I've got?"
Mike: "Bad economy, man."