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Define Compressed Meaning

Compressed
They look like a normal person, but if someone just pushed them down, and they never got up. Their proportions are COMPLETELY off.

That girl thinks she's thicc, but she's just compressed.
By Haily
Compressed
Someone who is compressed is small but extremely fat usually there name is tyler.

Yo you know tyler is compressed.
By Karly
Compression
A more obscure spell that compresses the target into (typically) a small stone.

The Foliot was crushed into a stone as I launched a Compression at it.
By Clementine
Compression
n. ummm......displacement.

bore that cylinder out to a higher compression, Jon.
By Myrilla
Compress
Compress (verb):

To put a hurtin on a bitch! In other words, to beat the shit out of a nigga.

When Tyrone's mom told him to clean his room. Tyrone got so mad he was gonna compress that nigga until she shit bricks and and wished she was dead...

Mom: Tyrone do da dishes nigga!\
Tyrone: Fuuuuuck bitch imma tryna watch my shit, nigga need to pipe down or imma compress your ass!!
By Valeda
Compressed Sugar
No one understands what Brad from the Bon Appetit channel is talking about.

Brad: In my mind, it's like compressed sugar.
Claire: Brad, what are you talking about?
By Ninetta
Anal Compression
The act of sticking an object up the anus and applying pressure to condense an object for a higher quality version of itself.

After his clean joey, Jon performed some anal compression on the banana that he planned to eat. It came out so good he couldn't help but share with Sarah, Lady and the Tramp style.
By Teriann
Compression Session
when 1 or more people smoke marijuana in an enclosed space such as a car, small room. etc. The smoke from the marijuana exhaled and burnt stays in the vicinity, causing the occupants to get even more stoned.

"yo, where can we smoke this bud?"
"we can have a compression session in my car."
"sweet."
By Leah
Mr Compress
The guy who would make you loose your marbles.

Compress defined: That Mr compress be putting his marbles in his pocket
By Marris
Compression Shorts
Men's underwear that is usually longer than most and has a very skin tight fit. Mostly popular in sports, but also for guys who don't want their balls to flop around all day. Most say they are more comfortable than boxers since they don't ride up your leg and keep your dick in place. Most teenage boys feel the need to walk around with them in the locker room to show off their bulge .

Person 1: What kind of underwear is that?
Person 2: They're compression shorts, get some.
Person 1: Why are they better than boxers?
Person 2: They keep your balls in place and don't ride up your leg
By Rebecka