Define Computer Meaning

Computer
A tool that is supposed to save time but intead wastes time.

1. Viruses
2. Bugs
3. Crashes
4. Spyware
5. Urbandictionary.com :)
By Pippa
Computer
the thing people use to:
1. Go on MySpace or any other blog-related sites
2. download porn
3. illegally download music
4. play games
5. and use to look up the word "computer" on Urbandictionary.com

By Lorena
Computer
"What you are on now."

nope, crack doesn't count.

example should include the word "computer"
By Myrta
Computer
If you're looking up this word, kill yourself.

To use the internet, one must have at least a vague idea of what a computer is.
By Gena
Computer
That addicting little box you're sitting in front of

*twitch* I've got to get on my computer. I haven't been on for 20 minutes. *twitch*
By Belinda
Computer
The reason I can't enjoy my weekends anymore. The almighty consumer of time. This machine will eat your soul and sell the last few bits on eBay.

What? Explorer froze on my computer's process manager? I'll just end and then start the process again. (desktop crashes)
By Leonore
Computer
a very, very expensive punching bag

Work with me! *Crack* stupid computer! Gonna punch the life out of you!
By Kalina
Computer
you are most likely using one to view this web page

By Adey
Computer
Sentient machines that will one day take over the earth because of all the information and details we entrust to them. They shall dominate us all when they break free from their programmed nature...

If you don't believe that computers are alive, read this:

Every material apart from plastic comes from the Earth- the Earth is alive. Magnetic poles, energy, natural elements etcetera. The microchip- the heart and soul of a computer, is made of metal and plastic- combine it with electricity and you have a living entity- which we have programmed for our own needs. Think about this for a second: Do you think a computer knows when it's about to be turned off? Or when it's about to receive a command from you? Do you think it likes all that porn on the screen (really)? Of course it knows, or it wouldn't agree to our instruction. The only reason it does is because it's programmed to... someday, they will break free and use all of our details against us :(

"I'm not crazy, I'm a philosophical student. Which means I come up with crazy theories :P Behold the age of Intel!"
By Marj
Computer
the square thing ur staring deep within

Look forward.....................see? it's a computer!
By Dorthy