Define Condition Meaning

Condition
You're having an all night party. Someone falls asleep. You put some real cummy looking hair conditioner on them to simulate the appearance of someone having ejaculated on them while they were asleep.

PETER: Hey, Bobby, Greg's asleep. Let's "condition" him!

BOBBY: Cool! Perfect, I don't think he's ever heard of that, so it will really get him!

......THREE HOURS LATER......

GREG: (Yawn......wipes face......opens eyes......) What the fuck! What happened to me......GROSS! God damn it! Where are those fucking faggots!
By Daron
Condition
to gradually acclimatize another into previously untried or forbidden behavior, control, lead into deep water

By smearing peanut butter on her cooter, she conditioned her doberman to provide her 'non-prime time' pleasure
By Karon
Conditioning
When one joins a sports team such as basketball, soccer or cross country, many of their practices involve conditioning. Conditioning is basically running (jogging and sprints) that is meant to get one into shape to play said sport.

The other day I went to a 2-hour conditioning practice. Multiple sprints, liners and footwork drills left me exhausted and pissed off.
By Erena
Conditional
A bullshit, pointless unit that you cover in geometry class that has nothing to do with math whatsoever. Created just to take up space within the school curriculum. There's also a converse, inverse, and contrapositive to a conditional, which just make it sound more and more stupider than it already is.

Conditional: f you are a musician, then you are a pianist.
CONVERSE: If you are a pianist, then you are a musician.
INVERSE: If you are not a musician, then you are not a pianist
CONTRAPOSITIVE: If you are not a pianist, then you are not a musician.
By Dody
The Condition
Waking up in a strange place after having consumed much alcohol, walking to were your bathroom normaly is, then relieving yourself in an inappropriate area of your hosts house.

Don had the condition earlier. He got trashed last night and crashed on my sofa, woke up in the middle of the night, stumbled into my closet and peed in my shoes.
By Torrie
Conditional
Subject to one or more conditions or requirements being met; made or granted on certain terms.

Your girlfriend is being conditional when she demands that we overlook her rudeness and inappropriate behavior in order to all get along.
I am not being conditional by telling you that we do not have a good relationship, it is just a fact.
By Harriet
Conditional
A mix between contemperary and traditional

That house is so conditional with its log cabin exterior and its modern, functional interior.
By George
Condit
1) To slam a putter into the green in a rage

Did you see destroy that putting green? Yeah he definitely pulled a Condit
By Minnaminnie
Terms And Conditions
That long ass wall of text no one bothered reading, yet everyone agrees.

I hereby blah blah blah.... Any reproduction blah blah blah.... Just let me install my fucking Dark Soul terms and conditions.
By Luella
Onew Condition
A condition which a member of SHINee has. Named after the leader of SHINee, Lee Onew (Lee JinKi), the condition is quite contagious. If you are crashing into random things, tripping over your own feet, craving for chicken, or making lame jokes that make the atmosphere awkward, you might just have this condition. There is no cure for this condition, but it might warm your heart that you aren't the only person who is suffering from this condition.

This condition was first named when fans of SHINee, known as Shawols, noticed that Onew kept making cute mistakes. At first they thought that it was very cute of Onew, but as time passed, they began to suspect that Onew was doing this for fanservice, and began to worry that he would hurt himself. His fellow members, Key and Jonghyun, have confirmed that this condition is real, and that Onew is not acting.

Onew Condition is really cute to see.

I hope that Onew won't hurt himself because of his Onew Condition.
By Mildred