You're having an all night party. Someone falls asleep. You put some real
cummy looking hair
conditioner on them to simulate the appearance of someone having
ejaculated on them while they were asleep.
PETER: Hey, Bobby,
Greg's asleep. Let's "condition" him!
BOBBY: Cool! Perfect, I don't think he's ever heard of that, so it will really get him!
......THREE HOURS LATER......
GREG: (
Yawn......wipes face......opens eyes......) What the fuck! What happened to me......GROSS!
God damn it! Where are those fucking faggots!