Define Coned Meaning

Coned
Word History / Origin

Definition 2 was the first usage of the word at Quakecon 2002. Five members of Clan PIT (MC, Bar-B-Q, Crow, Snake, and Bama) noticed that John Carmack's parking space was reserved with a few cones. If only they had a cone, they too could reserve a parking space ... and that would 'own.' No wait. 'It would CONE!' They snatched one from Carmack's space, dragged it into the BYOC and began shooting pics with the cone on people's heads. Cone-ing was born.

Definition 1 followed shortly thereafter as Clan PIT added it to their gaming lexcon. PIT member Bar-B-Q leveraged his position on the development team of the Quake mod Urban Terror to have it appear on screen after a lopsided round win. The third level of 'own' was born.

www.clanpit.com

Hey Demon, smile for the camera ... You've Been Coned!

Henceforth, it shall be named QuakeConed!

Blue team wins. CONED!
By Verile
Coned
Completely and utterly owned. The third level of ownage: owned, pwned, CONED.

Absolutely pwned - the person that has been owned can't say anything back when he got coned, just hang his head.

Coned, Conage

After killing 5 guys and taking no damage in an online game, he unleashed the conage.
By Malissa
Coned
verb
1. The act of placing traffic cones ontop of homes, cars, etc as a harmless prank on unsuspecting neighbors, family and friends.

After the cross country team finished their team dinner, they coned the cars of their former teammates who were now in college.
By Verile
Coned
Originally a Malapropsim posted by a person on Craigslist, "coned" is like "boned" but much worse, the implication that you've been reamed, but, since leaving a cone-like hole, it's 'boning' on a much larger scale.

"I guess we're boned," said party x. "No, it's much worse, do you see that semi? We're pretty much coned."
By Dinah
Coned

God was blasted by HPAlphaNeo's Panzerfaust
UberLiberal was blasted by HPAlphaNeo's Panzerfaust
D|C Silverbullet was blasted by HPAlphaNeo's Panzerfaust
(PMR) Trinity was blasted by HPAlphaNeo's Panzerfaust
Medusa was blasted by HPAlphaNeo's Panzerfaust
Xennia was blasted by HPAlphaNeo's Panzerfaust
HPAlphaNeo: CONED!
By Harlie
Coneing
The art of grabbing a McDonalds ice-cream cone from the ice cream end just to weird out the McDonalds Worker. can also be done various other ways such as scooping the ice cream onto you face for warrior paint

Did you see that maccas workers face when we were coneing them the other day!
By Lois
Cones
Australian for;
1. Marijuana. One cone = One completely packed and smoked bong.
2. To smoke weed through a bong.

1. "I smoke about 15-25 cone's a day."
2. "Shit, we've got nothing to eat for breakfast, let's just smoke some cones."
By Lynsey
The Cone
The cone was a once powerful god who was betrayed by his brother and sister gods because he was to awesome

Hey dude The Cone is so much better then us lets get him
By Judy
Cone
In NZ, the art of placing roadcones in eccentric high-up spots e.g. statues, church spires, tall trees and traffic lights; usually done late at night as a dare and/or for the lulz by groups of bored school kids or dero thirty-somethings on the turps. Common during major roadworks in built-up urban areas. Spates of low-effort repeat offenses draw negative attention from the police, but they have been known to applaud well-executed cone operations that demonstrate a level of skill in scaling buildings/structures.

Must be school holidays, someone's coned the traffic lights at the SH1 intersection.

Let's cone that statue ow.
By Anna-Diane
Coning
the act of buying a ice cream cone through a drive-through and grabbing it by the ice cream itself not the cone. (generally known as the new planking)

noah went through the drive through at mcdonalds for a coning session to the workers disbelief!
By Martita