The one word that Garth's mom didn't teach him how to read from SNL.
Garth and Kat: *singing* "And you taught me how to reeeeeaad. But you forgot one word. One word. Two words. One word. Conniption. Conniption. Whyyy didn't you teach meconniption? Connipiton"
A psychological condition of being extremely upset and frustrated by failure to achieve some goal or inability to obtain some object denied to one. Usually consists of crying, shouting, stamping of feet, throwing of objects, or inappropriate use of words.
She really had a conniption because she wasn't chosen to be Beauty Queen. She threw a conniption when he refused to marry her.
By Peria
Connipted
Unreasonably angry, typically over a trivial incident; to be in the throes of a conniption. Similar to "in a snit" or "ticked off" but with less gravitas (than the latter, especially).
A peak of fit, or hissy fit, or temper tantrum, and/or the desire to throw a tantrum as an emotional state, of wanting to alter much of one's own outcomes, yet when such outcomes are already proven inevitable.
He was in conniptions from his lack of insight into his own outcomes regarding his children's mother with respect to his son's behavior .
By Corrina
Conniption Fit
A conniption fit is a spontaneous outburst of anger or frustration, usually precipitated by an act of stupidity or neglect. Wild animation, gesticulations, and flailing of limbs often accompanies said outburst, adding visual flavor to the experience.
"If your mother gets home before you clean this up, she'll have a conniption fit!"
A outburst of anger or rage. Its worse than a regular conniption because it being hairy means it can't be controlled.
Joe's wife is having a hairy conniption because his brother and friends are here from out of state. She doesn't want him to have any fun because she's a angry person and very negative.
By Latrena
Bitch-Conniption
A bitch having a conniption. Conniption meaning a display of bad temper or having a tantrum. Bitch goes ape shit. Slang terms can be used of the word "Bitchniption" "Bitch-Connips" ect.
