Define Constipation Meaning

Constipation
when you've gotta go, but you're ass says no

chips got constipation
By Celestyna
Constipation
When you want to go poopy, dream about going poopy, and pray to go poopy, but your ass says otherwise...
antonym of diarrhea

constipation is not your friend =(
By Karlyn
Constipation
When the train won't come out of the tunnel.

I had constipation for almost a week and finally relieved myself, it felt like I gave birth out of my asshole. True story.
By Hyacinth
Constipation
Worse than homework, you wanna go, but you feel as though a baby is coming out your asshole sideways. Laxatives, Metamucil, and enemas help. Enemas suck

I haven't shat in 4 days, now I have to stick jelly in my arse.
By Opaline
Constipation
The state of not being able to poop. Can be loads of fun

By Daune
Constipation
when you're on the toilet and you cant seem to pop the crap out of your buttox. Not being able to "poop" or "let out the beans" orr "explode the chiz"

"the constipation is getting severe"
By Stephani
Constipation
A health condition when there is difficulty emptying the bowels, making you feel like you need to poop but it takes large amounts of force to empty the bowels.

I hope my constipation will end soon.
I can't poop, I probably have constipation.
By Katy
Constipation
When poop gets rejected by the anus, and the intestines won't let go either.

Only after constipation does one realize that diarrhea is bliss.
By Christen
Constipation
The state of being constipated. It can cause great pain and is recommended by many physicians.

So hold in your feces and your large intestine will do all the work for you...
By Letisha
Constipation
An asshole who is full of shit; a mean, cocky person who tells nonsense stories to try and make himself look better.

He keeps talkin' all that good shit but he's really just an arrogant douchebag spewing a bunch of b.s.. Can you say, "constipation?"
By Jocelyne