Define Cont Meaning

the north wales slang for cunt! and they say it for no reason half the time. It's not necessarily an insult always.

a jammy bugger, or a dumbass.

In (Dis)United Kingdom cont means CONservative Toff. A ridiculous person, possibly of an aristocratic or otherwise upper class background with considerable disdain and contempt for poorer people than him/herself. Politically aligned the CONservative party and its right wing ideology. Communicates with a kind of weird farm English that often has odd sounding grunts and throat sounds replacing actual words that result in very incoherent ramblings about peasants and other such things that were relevant 300 or more years ago. Very prominent at Eton college and House of the Lords. Often has a overtly proportionate influence in British politics only because of the large inherited landholdings and has to be tolerated for this reason. Untrustworthy and CONniving in nature and has no problem in distorting the truth in CONstant basis.

someone who thinks they can take on the entire world and is not scared of anything. This kind of person likes to start fights and is usually very athletic. when confronted be careful for this type of person will destroy the average human being, he is extremely crazy so be careful. a conte will usually act like a ghetto guinea usually know everyone at the party often refers to himself as the boss.

A woman at any given convention who is acting like a complete and utter cunt.

Also used as a prelude/warning to an action performed by an individual.

'Contact lenses', the word has been truncated but still retains the allophonic morpheme of 's' to denote plurality.

A more refined, sophisticated way of saying controller.

The Northern Ireland Culchie (country folk) pronounciation of 'cunt'

An elite, close collective group of males. Who often gather purely for the purpose of applying movie analogies to strangers while people watching. Often during alcohol consumption.