Define Convenient Meaning

Convenient
(adjective) 1. used to describe someone who is serviceable, available, or user friendly in a time that coincides with drunken lonliness syndrome

Drunk girl: Zac is laying in his bed, and I want to cuddle with him in his bed...how convenient!
By Kesley
Convenial
Is a remarkable thing which is that should be cherrished,but can be bad if disrespected,

these magizines are very convenial,i should start collecting them and being in them.. (con-vee-nee-all)
By Bernadette
Convenience
noun

1. anything that saves or simplifies work, adds to one's ease or comfort, etc., as an appliance, utensil, or the like.

2. a concept that diminishes hopelessly, the more we go out and drink our faces off, on a Friday night.

1. James: "You can just walk over it."

2. James: "Whatever happened to the idea of simple convenience!" *chases his choking frustration with a cold one*
By Di
CONVENIATED
adj, origin - Elsewhere

addicted to convenience.

(it takes hold without our awareness is immediately addictive, recovery is unheard of, side effects are passed to subsequent generations)

this is another one from the little alien I found

in a story "Insights from Elsewhere"

yes…you kinda earthguys not so fitting...humanguys conveniated...humanguys want easy, fast, pop-in-mouth, instink (instant?) faster, easier, remote-control…you unnerstanding cost...?
By Lynsey
Conveniency
A way of saying convenience, often used when you have brain farts and forget that it's not a real word...

By Lilyan
Convenience
The only thing the drooling masses care about.

Drooling half-cripple sheep "Anger bad. Caring about things bad. Derrrr Derrrr."

Not a shit for brains "Well that's awfully convenient for you isn't it? That the thing you are not or the thing you don't do is bad.

A dumb "My entire life is a matter of convenience. I am literally worthless as I don't care about anything."
By Marlene
Convenient Odinsleep
A well timed nap for avoiding stressful responsibilities, emergencies, and scorn from friends/family members.

When I confronted my dad about me being adopted, he fell into an annoyingly convenient odinsleep and was unable to answer my questions.
By Ailina
Convenient Headache
Saying that u have a headache as an excuse to not do something, avoid doing something, to get someone to shut the fuck up or to get someone to do something.

Example 1
Man: Honey, we have been together for almost six months and i really wanna express my feelings for you physical..

Woman: Not now! I have a headache!


Example 2
Mother: My son went a party Friday night, he played soccer on Saturday and went to the cinema on Sunday but now he says that his head is hurting him and he cannot go to school tomorroe. What a convenient headache..

By Corny
Convenient Amnesia
*noun* (until someone starts doing it too much, then it changes to a verb) pronounced kun-veen-nunt am-nee-shia

1. Pretty much whenever a certain someone/something is wrong (which is plentiful), he/she/it retracts by saying something totally asinine to cover himself/herself/itself up and try to still prove that he/she/it is right. Basically used to being remembered facts to twist reality.
2. Forgetting certain facts of an area to twist things so you cannot be proven wrong.

*Circa 1999, Location; Phoenix area Best Buy*
Milo: Bro, I've been waiting 18 years for this new Star Wars film to come out! You as excited as I am?
Conner: Yeah! I've been a huge fan my whole life!
Milo: I hear they're introducing a whole bunch of new characters, new Jedi's, a young Anakin Skywalker, and they introduced his mother Shmi (pronounced shmee)
Conner: Naw bro, her name is shimmy
Milo: I just looked at the book that we sell here and its spelled S H M I and phonetically it sounds out shmee
Conner: Yeah, but is pronounced shimmy
*argument ensues for several months*
*premiere night for Phantom Menace arrives*
Qui Gon Jinn: Hello, my name is Qui Gon Jinn
Shmi: My name is Shmi (pronounced shmee) Skywalker
*Milo looks at Conner and smiles. Also see getting palled*
*several years later*
Conner: Incorrect! No bro, it was episode II, 2002, AND it was you who thought it was shimmy!
Milo: Wow, convenient amnesia!! But here is where your argument is flawed broseph. Don't you think by episode 2 I would have known her name was pronounced shmee?

Tony: Dude, me n my boy were talking about the transformers sound and when it happens in the movie vs. when it happens in the cartoon.
Conner: Its when Barricade transforms in the beginning.
Tony: No way, that was Blackout. Blackout is the helicopter.
Conner: No, Barricade is the helicopter.
Tony: Let's look it up.
*after a quick few keystrokes on the interweb*
Tony: There it is. Blackout is the helicopter. You just got palled son.
Conner: Whatever, I never said he wasn't
Tony: Wow. What Convenient Amnesia!
By Alexa
Convenience Fee
A fee added on top of the original fee due to the ease of payment.

"We noticed it was too easy for you to give us your money, so naturally, we'll need you to give us more. Therefore, you have been assessed a "convenience fee".
By Tine