1 - I will have the 32 oz.
Porterhouse, rare, with mashed potatoes and corn.
2 - A healthy person's
digestive system will pass corn in 12 to 24 hours.
"Look daddy! There's a smiley face on that
poopie!"
"Yes, son. It's made of corn."
3 - "WTF?! CORN?!?" *GASP* *DEATH*