Define Cosmetic Meaning

Cosmetic
Cosmetic is where you ejaculate into a girl's hair but then you have to take your lode out with a spoon

Your like the stars ,because your head is looking cosmetic as fuck
By Fanya
Cosmetical
Something done for cosmetic purposes, but with a Sarah Palin twist on the English Language.

We prepared the inserts for the binder for cosmetical purposes.
By Felita
Archewell Cosmetics
Intellectual Property REGISTERED to Victor Martin J. Soriano of the Philippines and is currently being contested by Prince Harry and Meghan Markle of Montecito, California through Cobblestone Lane LLC. Victor Martin Soriano registered first and Prince Harry and Meghan are the opponents.

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle cannot sell cosmetic and fragrance products thru Archewell Cosmetics because the Trademark belongs to Victor Martin Soriano.-- World IPO
By Sher
Cosmetic Perjury
noun:
the tactful response required when u meet an acquaintance who has proudly changed hi/her hair, face or body in a failed attempt to improve his/ her appearance.

aks:"dude did u see that guy, what crap has he done to his hair,looks like he's got a broom up his head"
mj:"so , did u manage the cosmetic perjury??"
By Elaine
Kitchen Cosmetics
Term made famous in referring to YouTubers in the beauty community who attempt to make their own makeup and cosmetics. Usually means having informal development environments, such as in their kitchen and bedroom, or in relation to unhygienic practices and questionable ingredients. 'Kitchen cosmetics' became a famous term regarding John Kuckian's makeup line.

Cassey: "What do you think of John Kuckian's makeup line?"
Michelle: "What makeup line? You mean his kitchen cosmetics?"
By Timmie
Cosmetic Whore
A girl who switches brand loyalty depending on who has a free gift with purchase.

I am such a cosmetic whore. Last week I loved Clinique, this week it's Lancome ~ Great free gwp.
By Raina
Cosmetic Pill
Pills used for cosmetic purposes that benefit the user in terms of physical appearance.

Many celebrities take cosmetic pills to make their skin look more radiant.
By Amalle
Cosmetic Smoker
A person that pretends to smoke weed to look cool but never inhales the smoke but instead holds it in his or her cheeks then blows it out

Yeah man i was smokin some bud with this cosmetic smoker man he was hittin the blunt like he was afraid or something i cant smoke with that liar
By Mel
Cosmetic Niggers
Cosmetic niggers are white people who pretend to be black by wearing dark makeup, nigger clothes, and they sit around all day long not working.

Check it out: that bunch over there? They're just a bunch of cosmetic niggers.
By Gilli
Appearance/Cosmetic
A group of 10 to 15 year old boys on Honda-Tech that aspire to own pink and orange Japanese economy cars and 48" chrome "spinna" rims. Additionally, there are also a disproportionately large group of 20-somethings that feel painting and applying decals and wings to a used Japanese car is quite possibly the best way to pick up a new "baby momma" after the old one has sold her body for crack.

"Wow! Did you see that Civic? It's got so many wings and worthless junk on it that the loser must be a graduate of Appearance/Cosmetic!"
By Tony