Define Cousin Meaning

Cousin

I just fucked my cousin!
By Jessamyn
Cousin
The anonymous, mysterious person who has done it, has it and seen it all.

Guy 1: "Yo, check out my new pimpin' Rolex"
Guy 2: "Doesn't matter, my cousin has one already."
By Cecelia
Cousin
The daughter or son of your uncles and aunts.

Apparently, I can have an orgy legally with my cousins in Arkansas.
By Brinna
Cousin
Cousin or cuz is used to describe a close friend or can be a reasonable substitute for a name that is unknown; Is also used as a greeting by members of the California based Crip gang.

"what up cousin" or "whats crackin cuz"
also see son
By Georgeanne
Cousin
Invariably, everyone has at least one cousin who has been in juvenile hall, is a slut, or lives in the ghetto. Even if you are the richest person in the world.

Jack: yeah I live in Bel Air, but I have some cousins who rep hoover and live in COmpton.
By Brigitte
Cousin
Your best friend. The one you call for all your problems. The one you can tell anything and absolutely everything to. Your bestie? She's more than that. She's your sister. She's the only one who will tell you your fat, or ugly, or smell bad. She's the only one who will tell you your boyfriends a jackass. She'll beat the crap out of anyone hating on you and you'll do the same for her. She's more than just family. She's your fucking life.

Person 1: "Who is your best friend?"
PErson 2: "My cousin obviously...
By Kitty
Cousin
On an episode of COPS;
The person to which a stolen car,
a bag of weed, or
a crackpipe, belongs to.

No, I didnt steal the car, its my cousin's, and thats his bag of weed and crackpipe too.
By Dinny
Cousin

me and my cousin went to her party.
By Jaine
Cousin
1. A child of the brother or sister of a child's parents.
2. What neocons, members of European royal families, and rednecks call their spouses before getting married.

Well, when a family tree is reduced to a family bush, neocons, royal families, and rednecks are the result.
By Sara
Cousin
Your mum/dad's brother/sister's son/daughter.

The closest relative you can legally marry and fuck, if you're exceedingly screwed up in the head.

I hear rednecks often marry their cousins because they're big fans of inbreeding.
By Janenna