i met a superhero. i lost him. i want him back. and i want to give him his grin. i want him to not bear being in a room that i’m not. i want him to not feel alone, and to know that i’m 10% his.
emily : OMG ...
steff : what ?
emily : i had sex with craig last night
steff : omg how was it craigs are apparently amazing
emily : EVEN BETTER !!!
By Malanie
Craig
An individual who has an insatiable need for Taco Bell, has no recollection of anything he does or says while intoxicated, and gets entirely whipped over girls easily
has a girlfriend usually named sarah and is a perfect young couple with a slightage gap. soulmates. the one.
dude! look at that couple! so sweet together! his name must be craig and hers sarah!! nawww.
By Nerti
Craig
The act of anonymous, consensual, homosexual sex in public restrooms. Made famous by Senator Larry Craig of Idaho, who got busted performing said act by a police sting. Perhaps not surprisingly, Mr. Craig has strongly opposed any remotely gay-friendly legislation.