Gaytor fan: You boys from Free Shoes U are just a bunch of Criminoles!
Nole fan: Yeah, we're Criminoles. We steal your dreams! Enjoy your
undefeated seasons while they last.
Gaytor: ...
Nole: You mean you never went undefeated? Oh, my mistake. The sound of our Free Shoes pounding your program into the dust for two decades must have distracted me.
