Define Croatian Sex Meaning

Croatian Sex
a variation on the missionary position. The naked, erect male roughly removes her underpants and lays her on the ground or bed; quickly with his hands he places the woman's legs over man's shoulders and mounts her without foreplay. This allows the deepest penetration of all. (The man is likely to find this very stimulating, and get some good orgasms, but he needs to be respectful and considerate of his partner's needs. She may just find vaginal thrusting too painful and stimulating, and need him to back off a little if he gets too excited.)

I had Croatian sex with Mary last night,it's a very satisfying position for both partners if they are flexible enough. This morning she complained with a smile that she was sore.
By Emili
Croatian Anal Sex
Step 1. (Suit up)Lather your self in room temperature Croatian yogurt
Step 2. (The art) run into your nearest McDonald's play place and begin the process

Step 3.(the process) run into the McDonald's play place jungle gym and begin throwing yogurt at restaurant workers
Step 4.(escape)now you must remain in place until someone tries to pull you down and you can only respond by a series of grunts when caught use the Croatian yogurt as lube and escape

Step 5.(bragging rights )

Me and world renowned pornstar Alan did Croatian anal sex last night
By Rachele